Sawblade Interview

[grommit]

Where have I been, anyway today...Sawblade



What do you do for a living?
I'm a radio maintainer in the US Air Force.

How long have you owned your FZ6?
Almost a month.

What other modes of transport do you have?
My 2002 F-150 and a lawn mower.

If you could have any bike what would it be?
It may sound kinda cheesy, but i think the Fazer is the perfect bike for me right now. I wouldn't mind having Ducati 1098R if they're giving them out for free though.

What are your hobbies apart from the bike?
I love wrenching on cars primarily, but I'm known as a jack of all trades.

What is the best place you have visited on your travels and why?
Well, motorcycle related, the mountain roads in Tennessee, but overall I like the Texas hill country the best. (which is good because that's where home is)

Describe yourself in three words?
Redneck, because my neck physically red.
Dictionary, because I always have the answer however convoluted it is.
Lazy, give the laziest person the hardest job and it will get done twice as fast.

If you could redesign any household (including garage) appliance what would it be and why?
I want a garage door that opens sideways like a hangar.

Which invention in history would you most like to have come up with?
Probably a moped which would then lead to removing the "ped" part altogether and ending up with a motorcycle.

If you ruled the world, what is the first thing you would outlaw?
Crumple zones and safety devices in carsm because they should be just as afraid of getting in an accident as me are.

If you were forced to entertain us all at the Forum Christmas party - what would your talent be?
My incredible disappearing act right before I had to go on stage.

Snow or beach?
Beer tastes better after a day on the beach.

Windows or Mac?
Windows XP x64.

F1 or MotoGP?
Both, plus drag racing.

Which track or album rocks your boat?
If I have to choose one, the Black Album.

What is your favourite film?
I like the old grindhouse double feature movies.

Meat or Veg?
MEEEEEAT!

What is your favourite beverage?
Shiner beers.

And finally, your number one rule in life?
It ain't worth doing if it ain't fun!

[wrightme43]

Thanks man. Thanks for your service too!